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Jumping off a tall building or cliff or basically anything really high.. The thing about these is that they generally work best if you can get a big crowd watching before you jump.. Don't do it when there is no one around.. There's just no bloody point in that...
and all this time I imagined myself going out with a belly full of pills or slashed wrists(not that I would ever really do it)....
kinda boring eh....
This is much more difficult to pull off.. Instead of explosives.. the money shot is you falling though three or four operating chain saws.. You do not need as high a building for this --- anything above three stories will do.. Remember to use the vaseline-gasoline mixture.. That's the ingredient that adds pizzazz..
yep CC that is a bit borin...but would get the job done....maybe do a swan dive off a chruch durin Vac bible school or some shit.....
Bite your arm and suck and swallow the blood.. Repeat.. Repeat.. Repeat...
Take out your own spleen.. cook it for 2 minutes in the microwave.. and eat it...
Go to a horse race and jump out in front of the leading horse screaming at the top of your lungs.. I'm a pony! I'm a pony!...
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i still like the idea of getting married..
the bridal party and i will take to the streets and kill ourselves with a couple bricks of c-4.. take out the entire fuckin block for your reception..
talk about devotion